Picture Day
The last entry in my journal may have given rise to the rumor that we here at guysareshallow.com do not like swordswomen. Untrue! Vile slander! Like all other healthy oversexed Americas, we guys at Pigs-R-Us just LOVE women with swords, especially if they are absurdly attractive young supermodels and actresses dressed in revealing costumes.
Here are a few of our favorite swordsmistresses:
And, just so you know that, beneath all this kidding, there are real young ladies in the service, a photo of a real woman (and I mean a REAL woman) in dress uniform with her real saber. Keira Knightly, this is what you should have looked like, if you wanted to convince me you could chop off the head of a pirate: