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Friday, January 9th, 2009

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Pr()n Bailout

As the 2009 AVN Adult Expo opens in Las Vegas this week, Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis and HUSTLER magazine publisher Larry Flynt are petitioning the newly convened 111th Congress to provide a financial bailout for the adult entertainment industry along the lines of what is being sought by the Big Three automakers, a spokesperson for Francis announced today.

I am not making this up. May sweet Jesus headbut me in the groin with His coronet of thorns if I am making this up. May the beautiful but evil daughter of Ming the Merciless, Princess Aura, lure me into a gladiatorial arena where I have to fight Prince Baron of Arboria on a field of upright possibly radioactive daggers if I am making this up.

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