John C. Wright (johncwright) wrote,
John C. Wright
johncwright

Where do I sign up?

On my wife's friend's list, someone wrote:

"My aunt believes that Twilight is a conspiracy of the Catholics to stop girls from having sex before they're married. Those were her exact words. I swear on a stack of Atlas Shruggeds."

My comment: the world is in sad shape when any portrayal of self-control,even of vampires wanting not to kill humans and drink their blood, is regarded with suspicion.

Hey! I'm Catholic. Why did you hold a conspiracy without inviting me? How can I join? I have my secret decoder rosary ready. If I am caught or killed, the Pope can disavow any knowledge of my actions.
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